How excited am I, third in my vertical

2009 Tenuta dell'Ornellaia Le Volte +++ $28

Classic, rudimentary Bolgheri, Mod Tannins, needs dancing lessons 

1927 Alvear Solera, Pedro Ximenez Sweet White Sherry wine, Spain

Raisin, Amber, Raisin, Toffee, Raisin, Molasses, Fantastic 

2007 Shafer Relentless 84% Syrah, 16% Petite Syrah

Purple, BIG fruit, Syrah, Petite together but individual

2007 Maison Arnoux & Fils Vacqueyras Vieux Clocher Cuvee Jean Marie Arnoux - 70% Grenache 25% Syrah and 5% Mourvedre

Garnet, Clove, HdP, Furry, Dust, Red Currant, Linear

Cypress cuvée côtes du rhône 2009 Cypress cuvée côtes du rhône 2009

                  Earth, black raspberry, pine, broad, lush, tannic, ripe

2010 Cercius Blanc 70% Granache Blanc, 30% Sauv Blanc

Straw, Lychee, dried Pineapple, soft acid, complex, viscosity

2006 Ridge Petite Sirah Dynamite Hill

Almost rust, damp forest floor, lovely sweetness, lucious

2007 Domaine Grand Veneur CdP - 70% Grenache, 20% Syrah, and 10% Mourvedre

Inky, Smoke, texture, dried fruit, something askew, recalcatrant

2010 Cercius CdR - 85% Grenache and 15% Syrah

Dark Chestnut, Monroe Body, balanced, luscious, bright future

Valrhona, Balsa, Cedar plank, 256GT Leather, 7-10 Split

2006 Ramey Larkmead Vineyard Cabernet

Valrhona, Balsa, Cedar plank, 256GT Leather, 7-10 Split

2006 Dominio Do Bibei Lalama - 85% Mencia, 7% Garnacha, and the balance Brancellao and Mouraton

Plum hue, sulfuric, brambly, tinny, metal shop, Finishhh

2009 Feraud-Brunel CdR Villages

Blood Rose, Pork Back, Acid Balance, Back Bone

Why?

Francis and I have tired (all in, aweary, beat, beaten, bleary, burned-out, bushed, dead, done, done in, drained, exhausted, fatigued, jaded, knackered, limp, logy, played out, pooped, prostrate, spent, tapped out, tired, tuckered (out), washed-out, wearied, wiped out, worn, worn-out) on the hyperbolic diatribe surrounding wine ratings. 
After 8 bottles of wine last night it dawned on us that most of the so called experts reviews, less the circumlocution, pretty much boil down to 8 descriptive words for their recapitulation. 
It we can do it, so can you.....what say you wine geek and geekets?